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Well it looks like you have stumbled upon my little blog. I blog whatever I want. I am an odd character and at times socially awkward, so I’m told. I struggle with some things and sometimes that shows up on my blog, ignore it or you can ask me about it. I’m always open to questions and conversations

*****Triggering. I do not promote self harm or anything else.*****

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

lithroymir:

look at this picture of one of my cows i love my cows

lithroymir:

look at this picture of one of my cows i love my cows

1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.

your-forever-is-all-ineed:

The other day my AP bio teacher was lecturing and started talking about cancer cells and she literally said “everyone’s bound to get cancer, it’s just a matter of what you die of first; cancer or something else” how fucking scary is that

besitos-for-a-day:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

Applause

strawberryr:

embracetheepic:

alishalovescats1701:

curryuku:

thequeenofpugs:

tardis-blues:

daylate-friend:

what is wrong with pugs.

i mean that in the best way possible.

This is actually really smart of them. They’re so fat and have such little legs that hopping like that is the most efficient way of getting up the stairs. It’s directly comparable to astronauts skipping while on the surface of the moon due to the bloated nature of their suits and the low gravity.

SCREAMS

IM MELTING

THIS IS THE BEST

LOOK AT THEM GO

PUGS ARE SO CUTE MY MOM SAYS THEY’RE LIKE MEATLOAFS WITH LEGS

iamanultimatenerdgirl:

shypale:

too much internet

There is never too much internet.

iamanultimatenerdgirl:

shypale:

too much internet

There is never too much internet.